Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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