New low: just hacked my moms facebook
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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