I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
handjob tips. give me some.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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