Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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