...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You can't just leave with hair like that
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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