You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
