i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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