Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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