what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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