I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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