I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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