(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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