are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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