I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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