Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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