my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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