you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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