Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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