we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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