Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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