"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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