I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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