Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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