We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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