Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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