I am spending my child support on dildos
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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