READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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