Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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