Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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