I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
