Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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