why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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