The maid of honor just puked.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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