so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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