no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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