Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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