no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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