help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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