Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Shame - the story of my life.
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