Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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