Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
handjob tips. give me some.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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