Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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