Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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