Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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