"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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