Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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