There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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