i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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