Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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