i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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