what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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