I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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