Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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