I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm like, not good at living.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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